4.2 Escaped:

Tony: Well, they say a way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Meals on Wheels. Looks like Paulson was a volunteer.
Ziva: He volunteered to put meals on wheels?
Tony: They bring food to the elderly, Ziva.

4.5 Dead and Unburied:

Rick: Whats going on? Hey! Hey! Stop pointing the gun at my wife!
Ziva: She tried to RAT on us.
Tony: She means rabbit.
Ziva: Rabbit, yes!

4.6 Witch Hunt:

Gibbs: Marital problems?
Ziva: Well, according to someone called SCUTTLE BUTT, he caught his wife cheating on him.
Gibbs: Scuttlebutt’s not a person, Ziva. Scuttlebutt is what Marines call gossip.

Ziva: … And do you know what I did? I allowed myself to feel sorry for her. Ah! And do you know what that makes me?
Ducky: Human.
Ziva: A CHIMP!
Jimmy: I think she means chump, Doctor.

4.8 Once A Hero:

Ziva: You look RUN OVER.
Tony: The term is rundown. I do?

4.10 Smoked:

Ziva: You need to cut the man some SLACKS, Ducky.
Tony: I agree. Except the term is slack.

4.14 Blowback:

Tony: Pirated copy.
Ziva: That is what I said.

Tony: No, you said PIRATES copy. A pirate is a person like ‘Captain Jack Sparrow’. A pirated copy.
Ziva: This is going to be like looking for a needle in a NEEDLE stack.
Tony: Needle in a haystack.

Ziva: Tagged their luggage? Oh, that’s when Jenny had you UNDER COVERS.
Tony: Undercover. Not under covers.

4.15 Friends and Lovers:

Tony: Its almost unfair interrogating junkies.
Ziva: Its like shooting fish in a POND.
John Carson: I um I think you mean a barrel.

Ziva: Why haven’t you BREASTED them?
Tony: She means ‘busted’.

4.18 Iceman:

Ziva: Did she give you the cold ELBOW?
Tony: Shoulder. And no! She has very warm shoulders to me.

4.20 Cover Story:

Ziva: McGee, you look like you’ve seen a GOAT.
McGee: Huh? Oh, ghost. Seen a ghost.

Ziva: He’s CHOMPING out McGee.
Tony: Chewing.

4.23 Trojan Horse:

Ziva: Hey, I will make it worth your WOW.
Tony: ‘While,’ not ‘wow.’

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