5.1 Bury Your Dead:

McGee: Yes I was here all night.
Ziva: FRAGGING the computers?
McGee: Defraging.

5.3 The Ex-File:

Ziva: Quite the WATERFALL.
Tony: She means windfall.

5.4 Identity Crisis:

Tony: I’m not ready to start taking tips on this from you Probie.
McGee: Tony I think its time you get back on that horse.
Ziva: Are you getting a pony?
Tony: Its an adage.
Ziva: I’m not familiar with that breed.
Tony: Well yeah they are quite rare. Sort of a cross between a Pegasus and a unicorn.

5.5 Leap of Faith:

Ziva: I am having the same problem as McGee had with Capt. Walsh. The Pentagon is ROCK WALLING me.
Tony: She means stonewalling. Little quirk she has.

5.6 Chimera:

Tony: Oh, I get it Boss. This is a black ship.
Ziva: Black sheep?
Tony: No they don’t exist.
Ziva: Oh, I’ve seen black sheep.
Tony: No I said black ship. Not sheep. Clearly the US Navy is still intent on pulling the wool over the eyes of the American people, Sir.

5.8 Designated Target:

Tony: How long have you been in this country?
Ziva: Why?
Tony: Well you never heard of gypsy cabs, you don’t use contractions, assimilate already.
Ziva: What are CONTRAPTIONS?
Tony: Never mind.

5.10 Corporal Punishment:

McGee: Maybe Ziva will do it.
Ziva: Maybe Ziva will do what?
Tony: I’ve been working on my six pack, you know abs.
Ziva: You and Abby have been drinking?
Tony: No, abdominals. No more beer gut for me.

5.12 Stakeout:

Ziva: You’re kidding me? How long will it take you to get here?
Tony: Oh, about an hour.
Ziva: Your goose is FRIED!
Tony: Cooked. And no it’s not. Only a minute late.

Ziva: The JACK she is with is gross.
Tony: You mean John?
Ziva: You know him?
Tony: Oh my God.

5.13 Dog Tags:

Ziva: Did you wake up IN THE WRONG BED this morning?
Tony: If your question is: Did I wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

5.14 Internal Affairs:

Ziva: I would hate to be misunderstood.
Fornell: Does that happen often?
Ziva: Once in a BLUE LAGOON.

5.15 In The Zone:

Ziva: Well it would not be the first time a murder tried to THROW US UP that way.
McGee: Off. Throw us off.

5.18-5.19 Judgment Day:

Ziva: Is that why we’re here? So you can GOOGLE the girls?
Tony:”Ogle.”

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