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Gibes Rules

1) Never screw over your Partner
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3) Never be unreachable
4) If you have a secret, keep it to yourself. The second best tell one person is you must, there is no third best.
5) Don’t waste good
6) Never apologize, it’s a sign of weakness
7) Always be specific when you lie
8 ) Never take anything for granted
9) Never go anywhere without a knife
10) Never get personally involved in a case
11) When the job is down walk away
12) Never date a co-worker
13) Never ever involve lawyers
14) Bend the rules, don’t break them
15) Always work as a team
16) If someone thinks they have the upper hand… break it.
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18) It’s better to seek forgiveness then ask permission
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20) Always look under.
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22) Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation
23) Never mess with a marines coffee is you want to live
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27) There are two ways to follow – First way they never notice you, Second way they only notice you.
28) When you need help, ask.
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35) Always watch the watchers
36) If you feel like you’re being played you probably are
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38) Your Case, Your Lead
39) A) There is no such this as a coincidence; B) No such thing as a small world
40) If it seems someone is out to get you, they are
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42) Don’t ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.
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44) First things first, hide the women and children
45) Clean up your mess.
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51) Sometimes… Your Wrong

“A slap to the face is an insult – to the back of the head is a wake up call”

(Will add them as we hear them and they are. If we are missing any you can E-Mail Us. Just make you also have the name of the episode it was in.)

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